self-service golden shower


the act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.
c – “yo i just p-ssed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face”

k – “yea… that’s a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it’s yours at the end someone still peed on your face”

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