Self-smoke


1. when a person feels too reliant and busy that they are no-longer able to cope with their lives and end up outside with a cigar. while doing this, they often gather all emotions and experiences into a tiny hole in their heart, to fill the empty sp-ces with darkness and depression.

2. to finger oneself
“i am in a self-smoke mood right now, leave me alone.”

“gordon is not coming out of his bas-m-nt, he must be self-smoking at this moment.”

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