self sodomy
the act of literally f-cking yourself in the -ss.
did you hear what happened to blake?
yeah, somebody told him to go f-ck himself. who knew that would lead to five hours of surgery.
self sodomy, don’t try it where your mom can find you.
when you fart with such a high pressure that it causes a pain in your -sshole
self sodomy- “dude don’t eat too much of beans; you’ll get self sodomized”
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