Self Sweltie
a self-inflicted sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.
i gave mango so much sh-t about his m-ss hickies and swelties that i told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. after giving himself a self sweltie, mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his -ss with sandpaper for a week. he immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.
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