to tackle ones self.
i was running and became a victim of self-tackelazation.
- s*m*n c*cktail
when a woman has s-x and allows her partner to come inside her and than has s-x with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. hence the mixing on sperms making s-m-n c-cktail . trish had s-x with luke and mark a night apart , this created a s-m-n […]
when there’s a small puddle of c-m left on the bed after s-x i had to clean the sewp off the bed after he left. it was gross. via giphy
a curveball that a pitcher throws in tap baseball that is unhittable and always a strike. applicable in everyday life when you’re getting screwed over. see genesis 29:21-30 “you know what we call that where i’m from? we call that the shaftball!”
- sh*g mark
bruises and any other injuries given with consent during s-x “john gave me a m-ssive sh-g mark yesterday, still stings.”
- sh*t on my helmet
when a man is performing -n-l s-x and upon pulling out discovers there is sh-t caked under/around his p-n-s head. you need to flush out better next time… i’ve got sh-t on my helmet!