Self Wiped Male (SWM)
a male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
a male suffering from self wiped male (swm):
boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. in most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
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