Selfie-Aholic


a selfie-aholic is usually found with a smartphone glued to ones hand and making a duck face or some other type of face. most selfie-aholics are 12-25ish. more and more teenage girls are becoming addicted as we speak. they tend to spend a lot of time on twitter, instagram, and snapchat.
person 1: “why does that girl keep making really f-cked up faces like that? is she okay??”

person 2: -looks over at the girl and sees the iphone she’s grasping onto. – “ah no.. it seems she is a selfie-aholic”.

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