selfie-destruct


the explosion of frustration that occurs after mult-tudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect “selfie”
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.

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