selfie position
it starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. you then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent b–bs are hanging. is usually accompanied by pushing your b-tt out to look like you have an -ss. and to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.
usually done by young wh-r-s who think they are the sh-t because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
girl #1 – oh my f-cking god, susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her godd-mn smile! and people keep liking that sh-t!
girl #2 – dude, its the selfie position. chest down, b-tt out, hand on mouth!
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