Selfish Shellfish
someone that only thinks about themself. it’s basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
gary: dude, can i have some cigarettes?
john: no! they’re all mine! f-ck off!
gary: dude, fine. y’don’t need to be a selfish sh-llfish about it. f-ck.
a sh-llfish that won’t share a thing
hey larry i just ripped off that dudes claw…..yeah give me some, nope. you -sshole you are a selfish sh-llfish….
mr. crabs: i got me some more money.
sponge bob: my crabs can i have a raise, nope sorry sponge bob.
plankton: if you can steal eugene crabs recipe. if you can get me that recipe spongebob i will give you a dollar.
sponge bob: oh sorry plankton, i couldn’t do that to mr. crabs, he is just a selfish sh-llfish.
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