selfservative
derogatory albeit accurate synonym for “conservative”, a cl-ss of subhuman that supports poverty through inequality, by exploitation, corruption and oppression.
selfservatives laughed hysterically about the ex-soldier who died of starvation due to benefits sanctions, as they sat down to enjoy a luxurious champagne dinner.
an individual who claims to have high moral standing but really just wants more deductables on their income tax. a person who blindly supports maximizing profits, deregulation, cutting cost, cutting taxes, cutting benefits and then complains “you can’t get good service anywhere these days”
“why is everything i buy a cheap piece of cr-p?”
“because the selfservatives got rid of quality standards.”
“why aren’t kids learning anything in school?”
“because the selfservatives keep cutting education because public school doesn’t make them money like prisons or defence contracts.”
“why can’t i get good service anymore!”
“because the company they work for believes in maximizing profits over quality, even when they’re already making good money, the employees think quality service is a joke. here’s your wine in paper cup you selfservative you.”
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