Sellotaph
a road side memorial, usually in the form of a wreath or bunch of flowers sellotaped to a lamp post or road sign to mark to place of a traffic accident in which fatalities occurred.
an amalgamation of the words ‘sellotape’ and ‘cenotaph’. (sellotape is a popular european brand name for sticky backed plastic tape, aka scotch tape.)
maud – “oh look bernard, there’s one of those sellotaphs.” (pointing at the flowers taped to a post on the side of the road)
bernard – “must have been an accident here.” (looking at said flowers, taped to a post)
maud – “oh yes… in that case stop looking at the sellotaph and keep your eyes on the road!” (maud hits bernard with hand bag)
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