Sematary
that place where you bury someone you can’t live without. only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
people in the pet sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of dooont bury anything there.
my grandmother died, so i buried her in the pet sematary.
that night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. i beat her head off with a large frying pan.
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