Semen Blaster


s-m-n blaster (n.)
1: the male counterpart to a c-m dumpster
2: one who blasts s-m-n into a c-m dumpster
3: a stallion of a man that conquers many women, c-m dumpsters or otherwise

note: “s-m-n blaster” may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (positive context):
tom: i heard michael phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the olympic village.
barry: that’s awesome! phelps is a s-m-n blaster.

2 (negative context):
tom: hey barry, did felix pound that c-m dumpster tanya last night?
barry: yeah, felix porked her. he’s a real s-m-n blaster.

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