semen filter
(for boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (except why the f-ck would you m-st-rb-t- if you have a girlfriend? isn’t that just for single people?) the hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. see when i have time. you decide to m-st-rb-t- in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. when you do, your thousands of unborn children 🙁 are normally supposed to just go down the drain. except, if there’s a s-m-n filter over your drain, it won’t go down there. no matter how long that f-cking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump j-zz side down so n-body knows you’ve been fapping like a f-cking loser.
guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the s-m-n filter.
guy: *picks up that ol’ hair clump on the drain, notices c-m on it. flips it c-m side down and puts it in the trash.*
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