semen puking asshole dickhead


the polite way of calling someone a d-ld-.
get away from me you s-m-n puking -sshole d-ckhead
good polite way of calling someone a douchebag
a crude, yet subtle of referring to someone as a s-x-crazed, good-for-nothing f-cking pr-ck. also someone who is a f-cking dumb-ss.
h-rny guys who always feel the necessity to hit on people. always-intoxicated men with their brains in the d-cks.

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