semen sampler


one who has tasted a variety of male -j-c-l-t-. similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a s-xual devient. activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groups-x, and prost-tution as a general course.
sally is such a s-m-n sampler.

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