semen sapling


another name for bradford pear trees, namely because of the aroma they emit during the summer. for some reason they produce the exact smell one would find at a gay orgy: hot, raw j-zz. the smell can be so strong that one can smell it for miles at a time while driving with the windows down permitting discomfort and nausea.
i can’t stand going outside because all i can smell are those cursed s-m-n saplings!

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