semen wrangler
one who harvests s-m-n from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females
1: hey, what do you do for a living?
2: i am a s-m-n wrangler.
1: a what!?!
2: i j-rk–ff turkeys on the farm.
1: freak!
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