semenkeys


noun.
keys drenched in s-m-n.

verb. (making s-m-nkeys)
when you place s-m-n on keys and use it in a lock
mcguyver couldn’t open the lock, so he dropped his pants and made s-m-nkeys. it still didn’t work so he put the keys in the fish tank and gave them to his gay son for christmas.

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