semi-homemade
sandra lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-raped by aunt sandy’s hideous execution. using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). the end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. por ejemplo, see kwanzaa cake.
sandra lee: hi, i’m sandra lee and welcome to semi-homemade. i’ve been cooking and entertaining for years. today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.
tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: b-tch is fake, word. tomato soup in lasagna? my eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this b-tch.
malik (tarqueesha’s second husband): word, yo? tangie would hurt this fake white b-tch wif her non-cookin’ self.
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