Semi-Pro Football
a football league for people who won’t let the dream of becoming a football star die. the word “pro” is misleading, since these people don’t actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don’t even have any real requirements for who they’ll let play.
also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since p-ssed them by.
bill: hey rick, i heard tony is playing semi-pro football.
rick: yeah, that’s pretty sad. he just won’t let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.
bill: oh i know. this is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
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