Sempiternal Fangirl
a young (commonly 11 – 14) female who claims to be a ‘fan’ of bring me the horizon, when in reality the only alb-m they know/like is the band’s 2013 alb-m sempiternal, only like oli sykes (lead singer) and ignore te existance of the rest of bmth. they will get utterly confused if you mention past alb-ms (when they created deathcore genre) – this is what the edge of your seat was made for (2004), count your blessings (2006) and suicide season (2008). it is advised not to approach them.
bmth fan: look, there goes another sempiternal fangirl
sempiternal fangirl: omfg oli sykes is so f-ing hot, wanna listen to sempiternal?
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