Semtex Shit
the act of taking a sh-t so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the call of duty series.
sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
person 1: “yo man, i just took one h-ll of a sh-t, it’s stuck on like semtex and it won’t flush away, what should i do?”
person 2: “oh you took a semtex sh-t? its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, i’m sure she won’t mind.”
-later that day….-
cleaner: “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!”
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