send an urgent fax


verb. to become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous t-rd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.
s-xy new secretary: “so, do you want to grab a bite to eat?”
you: (face going purple) “sorry love, i’ve got to send an urgent fax.”

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