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• Launchpad McQuack

  a s-xual act with several steps. 1. talk your partner into giving you ‘road head’, or performing oral s-x on you while you drive his/her car. 2. during climax, yell ‘gee whiz mister mcdee!’ and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. your seat belt should save you, but […]

• glittoris

  when a woman purchases a kit designed to bejewel her cellphone, but alternatively bejewels her entire v-g-n-, inside and out. “the i went down on her, but i temporarily lost sight because her glittoris was so f-ckin’ sparkly.” the pleasure center of a vajazzled v-g-n-. “jennifer, check out these new rhinestones i stuck on my […]

• glitticle

  a mix between two words: “glitter” and “particle” refers to a single piece of glitter, or a single glitter. due to the rarity of seeing a single glitter in the wild, the word is rare. i got a glitticle on my arm!

• ho-hum beautiful

  when something is easy or doesn’t require a lot of work. dude this math is so hard! naw its not! yes it is! what on earth is pythagoras’ theorem? dude, once you figure it out its all ho-hum beautiful.

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