senior speeches
1.n. the once-monthly -ssembly where departing seniors p-ss on their “wisdom” to younger students, i.e., spew bullsh-t for 30 free lunch sign-outs. occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. see also the extremely rare, “h-m-seniorous speechus,” given only when the school is in the theroes of h-m-phobia.
“sh-t, it’s senior speeches today, and i left my pillow at home.”
or
“d-mn, you see that senior speech today? yeah, that kid ravi wont shut his d-mn mouth.”
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