senior tits
a phrase used to motivate one’s self to reevaluate or overcome a situation.
originated when two freshman in bayside hs were able to grab the bountiful fruits of a senior, in an occupied auditorium accompanied by uppercl-ssmen watching. the story went as like this: a senior offers a free feel up, during conversation. a skeptical soph-m-re is too afraid to dare touch ’em lumps of gold, so a curious freshman in the conversation decides to seize his opportunity and strike while the iron is hot.
senior: just go for it.
soph: -skeptical- now that your asking me to do it i can’t.
senior: -psshh-
freshman: -taps on senior’s shoulder- do you mind?
senior: no.
freshman: -feels her up-
senior t-ts was made.
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