Senita
n: a person oblivious to their own miscues, often filled with excuses, and quick to place blame on anyone but themselves.
when confronted on their shortcomings, they have been known threaten legal action without basis and are equipped with painfully unoriginal put downs that take them far too much time deliver.
the natural habitat of a senita is comprised of online marketplaces as well as internet message boards.
jimmy john: “hey, did you ever get that order straightened out on ebay?”
billy bob: “no, he was a complete senita and tried to give me the runaround. when i asked for a refund, he said he’d sue me and quoted a law on statutory rape.”
jimmy john: “lol, what a d–sh…”
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