when your so high that you feel everything
stoner:”yo bro are you senty?”
friend who barely smokes: “…..what’s going on….”
stoner: “lmao you’re senty”
- talking booty
a booty so beautiful that it actually speaks to your soul. commonly used in italy. francesco: hey look at that booty. german: oh yeah! she totally has a talking booty!
- the virginia vacuum
when you “accidentally” -j-c-l-t- into a woman and she starts b-tching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her sn-tch to get the s-m-n out. jahova: “you’ve heard of the virginia vacuum right?” kyrsp33dy: “no whats that one?” jahova: “i don’t know but we’ll find out on urban […]
to lay around in come clothes all day, watch movies and eat yummy food. you can do this alone or with family and friends, hungover or just lazy. the day is dedicated to you! i’ve been working so hard all week, sat-rday is my day to poooge, i’m not even leaving the house.
- cop the flack
where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself. looks like someone f-cked up to make it urgent, i’ll cop the flack again for this one!