SEPTEMBER
the best birthday month of the year!
in january people get drunk and cold. and nine months later in september an abundance of babies are born!
a wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
i can’t wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
a month that falls later in the year. usually looked down upon by children as it’s the month school normally begins. month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.
when the year falls into september, it’s a peaceful time of year.
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts 🙁
uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation
one of the greatest songs by earth wind and fire.
do you remember the 21st night of september…?
the month that babies made during drunk christmas times are born. not in january, because that would be eight months…
teacher: what month were you born in?
student: september…
teacher: ha haha… your parents got a little tipsy during christmas.
no, no. it’s not just that month when kids are born cause the ‘rents’ abortion failed. it’s actually a lovely name. children named september are free spirits that come from a loving home and don’t give a cr-p what you think of them. they will always be there for you and often listen to 80’s music. they have beautiful hair with eyes to match. if you don’t know a september, go find one!
hold on, my september is calling me and i have to answer or her lovely hair will get all over my feet!
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