septuagenarian
a noun refering to a person in his or her seventies, or a adjective refering to the state of being in one’s seventies. pr-nounced sep-tu-a-ja-nair-ian. charles bukowski wrote a book of poems called “septuagenarian stew.”
“that poor old dog is so ancient it looks like a septuagenarian.”
“my grandma is a septuagenarian. her skin smells like mahogany and her eyes are full of tears.”
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