serbian smoothie
when a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy c-ms in the girls mouth and they swap their c-m and swallow after approximately 5 times
dude i think i still have some leftover c-m in my mouth from that serbian smoothie i did.
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