Sereduce
to seduce via serenation. usually done with an acoustic guitar. sometimes with mandolin, ukelele, or even piano. usually something portable and light, but not always. the instrument must, i emphasize must be s-xy for the seredution to work. acoustic guitar works because of the womanly curves of the body, and the way the male player drags his fingers across the g-string. as well as various other inexplicable factors that woman find appealing about guitar players.
example 1:
paul – merr. i think i’ll go sereduce those hot broads over there by that there campfire thing. i’m gonna play in your atmosphere – john mayer.
tom – good luck with that…
example 2:
shelby – oh, tom! you’re soo much better than paul at sereducing.
tom (to paul) – she wants me.
paul – (moping)
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