sergeant holmes
an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using “crackarn-gg-rfication” as an excuse for being h-m-s-xual. -ssbag. d-ck gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. -ssociated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don’t ask don’t tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prost-tution rings and having a h-m-s-xually related disease named after him (holmit-tis b a.k.a.”nubrian fire.” debilitating inflamation of the -n-s. a deadly disease.)
man, spc rush is a real sergeant holmes.
i can’t come into work today some sgt holmes motherf-cker gave me holmit-tus b.
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