serial dater


one who engages in the process of systematically dating an obscene amount people in short span of time. this definition encomp-sses but is not limited to internet dating, bar dating, long distance flirtations, phone service dating, blind dating, expiration dating, match making, one night stands, friends with benefits, and personal ad surfing. can be considered a politically correct alternative to word “player” both with and without a negative connotation.
you do not want to date my roommate, that guy is such a serial dater.

good luck getting anything meaningful out of her, she’s too much into serial dating.
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someone who feels like they always need a boyfriend or girlfriend. often, serial daters believe they are in love after dating for two days. these relationships usually last for about two weeks, followed by much moping and heartbreak until the next guy or girl comes along two days later, at which point the cycle begins again.

these people are often insecure and need another person to boost their self-esteem.

most commonly seen in high school girls.
three days ago, tori was madly in love with cody. then they broke up, and now she’s in love with jason. she says that he’s the one, and they’re going to get married and have three kids. she is such a serial dater.

this is the fourth boyfriend amber has has this month! she is such a serial dater.
a person who goes on a series of first dates.

said person typically does so for no other purpose than to go on a first date and often has no intention of going on a second.
i am what you call a “serial dater.” this means that i regularly go out with strangers for the purpose of entertainment. i date strangers the way some people watch films or read books: like sport.
someone who dates people whilst eating lots of cereal.
tell me about yourself my ladie, actually hold that thought whilst i eat my cereal. ohkay, continue. you guessed it girl im a “serial dater”.
one who starts the chain of love by dating a boy/girl. after breaking up with them, they proceed to date all of their ex’s friends. once the serial dater has dated the entire circle of friends, the group realizes that they’ve just been serial dated.
did you hear about katie? she went out with mark…but after they broke up, she went out with his friends tony, josh, and brad.
a serial dater is someone who doesn’t know what they want in a relationship. they keep dating all kinds of people from different backgrounds trying to land the person they think they can fit themselves into the lives of who they date. a serial dater will go to a party with a date and will try to make moves on others who already are in a relationship or has a date or gf at the party. this person will think she can also get him, as she plans on all the people she dates. she prefers steak dinners to salads. she is a taker, not a giver. no wonder all the guys don’t stick around to be with her. she will continue to prowl on the internet on free dating websites like plentyoffish.com, match.com, and all other free websites. she never pays. she only takes. if she ever gives, it will be from something or somewhere where she has taken.
helen is such a serial dater. she has dated so many men and nothing lasts. she is looking for a free steak or lamb dinner.

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