Sermon on the Mount


matthew chapters 5-7.

where jesus said many important and incredible things, like: “if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also,” “be the salt and light of the earth,” don’t boast when you give to the poor and don’t pursue revenge–etc, etc.
e.g. “mother teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously.”
when a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
this girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.

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