Serpents Tongue
when a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. most often attributed to post coital micturation.
“sorry love, i was aiming for the toilet but i got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet”
when a man f-cks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!
guess what peter?
what?
i gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! but it was awesome!
h-ll yeah, that’s f-ckin sweet.
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