Serpes


ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. a super strain of herpes, also known as d-ck zits. truly terrible.

origin
fort mcmurray
“i think that medic i slept with in fort mac gave me serpes!”

“my d-ck has broken out like a prep-b-scent boy after pizza night. i must have serpes”
a venerial disease contractable by having s-x with the reptilian aliens who masquerade as humans and control all world governments.
“did you hear she got serpes? yeah, she’s been sleeping with a senator.
the virus caught by those new to search engine marketing. typically characterized by beginning to use the abbreviation serps in conversation and email. further, those newly infected will display a heightened interest in -n-lytics and any shred of information regarding the algorithms that determine how pages rank in search engines.

leads to becoming an algoholic.
ooh boy i just gave my new clients teh serpes – they just sent me links to search engine watch articles from 2004.

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