SERT
sert stands for special emergency response team.
sert is what cities besides portland, oregon call a swat team.
officials in portland decided the acronym, swat (special weapons and tactics) was too aggressive sounding and changed it to something more hippie-like so as not to offend armed criminals holding people hostage.
no, seriously, it’s true.
portlander 1: “dude, look, there’s the sert team down the street busting one of the thousands of meth labs here in portland, oregon.”
portlander 2: “a sert? what’s a sert?”
portlander 1: “it’s what portland calls a swat team. have you forgotten about all of the eco-flowerpower-hippies that run this city?”
portlander 2: “oh yeah, i forgot, sorry.” -puts on thick rimmed gl-sses and heads to starbucks.-
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