service desk


formerly known as help desk the service desk is a central point of contact between users and the it service organization. so basically, they get sh-t on by thier bosses and sh-t on by the people calling in.
“i forget my p-ssword like all the time so i have to call the service desk and have them like reset it. i wonder why they sound so snotty?”

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