servicing the account


v. also, service the account, the account is being serviced.

a george carlin term for the act of a salesperson scr-w-ng over their customer through deceit. this is catagorized by the large bullsh-t smile, and customer -ssuming the position.
“excuse me, i’m clueless about buying absolutely anything.”
“i’ll just go ahead and service the account for you then.”

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