Servitis
n. (pr-nounced ‘serve-eye-tuss’, sometimes spelled “serve-itis”)
1.a serious disease where one can’t help but to “serve” people for the duration of the disease. it is only treatable through extreme loss of confidence.
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or when one gets their -ss beat.
guy 1: “d-mn, man, why do you keep serving everyone like that”
guy 2: “i don’t know,…i think i might have the servitis”
guy 1: “you’d better chill before you get your -ss beat.”
guy 2: “the only person around here that gets their -ss beat is your mom…”
::crowd, oooohs while guy 1 shakes his head::
guy 2: “i’m sorry ! it’s a disease ! ”
guy 1: “you’re lucky it is or else my fist would be up your -ss.”
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