serviture


an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself
person 1: dude, where have you been?? i’ve been waiting here for an hour!!!

person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i’m bangin your mama

bystander: serviture!!!!!!!!!!!

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