Sesame Place
the sh-ttiest theme park in the world and also one of the worst places to work at. the characters are r-t-rded, the shows suck, and it is filthy. the only people stupid enough to actually pay to get into this h-ll-hole are, of course, stupid–ss new yorkers, who are generally italian stereotypes. if you enjoy swimming in a public toilet or getting overcharged for everything, this is the vacation spot for you.
tony: “yo donna!! where we gonna take the kid for vacation dis summa?!”
donna: “oh i don’t know tony, how bout we go see a yankees game? that derek jeter is totally not gay.”
tony: “tell you what my little meatball, i’ll put on my best guinea-t, grease up my hair real nice, and drive us on down to sesame place in my iroc z-28. the kid freakin’ loves that elmo guy.”
donna: “oh tony, that sounds wonderful, wait till i tell my motha!”
tony: “yeah, i sure am great comin’ up wit dis here idea, i think i’ll treat myself to some pizza…”
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