Sessoms
sessoms nautical gifts – located in sea isle city, new jersey. a whimsical store full of knick-knacks and mini sea-sh-lls that look like trix brand cereal. a hot spot where geriatrics and rowdy teens can get together in peace. the aisles are overflowing with the cr-p they sell. sessoms can never be destroyed because it is built with the power of love…. and really hardcore asbestos.
“hey megan and greg, where should we get joe’s shotgl-ss?”
“how ’bout sessoms nautical gifts? it’s full of grand trinkets and miscellaneous potpourris!”
“okee-dokee!!! derp!”
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