set the table
when a man approaches an object – be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human’s shoulder blade, or the back of a human’s head – and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. thus one has set the table for a grand feast.
the motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.
woman too can partic-p-te in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their br–sts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
“i wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that i could set the table”
“he totally set the table on the back of my neck”
“oh dude she’s setting the table all over that sh-t”
when one meets an eastside girl and engages in s-xual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
example 1
“d-mn man! i met this girl at madison’s and set the table with her -ss!”
example 2
“look at her! she’s definitely a table setter!”
to have s-x, yu may also use poner la mesa (spanish translation)
josette, have yu ever set the table?
nooe, i havent
do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
of course i use protection lol.
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