Seth Green

red head actor, comedian and television producer. he is known as doctor evil’s son: scott in the austin powers movies, “oz” the werewolf in buffy the vampire slayer, dan in: without a paddle and the voice of chris griffin on family guy, and is the co-creator and producer of the popular show: robot chicken.
the award for the least annoying fire crotch actor goes to: seth green!
f-cking s-xy -ss actor. a little on the short side… but still s-xy as f-ck.
i wanna f-ck seth green
a great actor and the genius behind robot chicken.
seth green made one of the funniest shows on adult swim.
my favorite actor. he created robot chicken, one of the funniest t.v. shows i think i’ve seen in a while. he was oz, from buffy the vampire slayer. not to mention scot, doctor evil’s son from austin powers. i’ve seen his hair a lot of colors (black, brown, red, black with blue highlights, blonde), but i think it’s naturally red. he’s pretty short, but still hot as h-ll.
and i must say, because i think this movie is very underrated, he was also in idle hands, a horror/comedy movie.
well, we weren’t in h-ll. there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel. and the chick’s voices.. they were like ‘come to us…. come towards the light…’ but we figured f-ck it. i mean it was really far.
– idle hands

child: is this gonna hurt?
doctor: only if g-d hates you..
-robot chicken

emperor palpatine: ok, ok, so who’s left?… are you sh-tting me?… well, where are you?… wait a sec, you’ve been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?… oh, you must smell like… feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon… oh, oh, oh! oh, i’m sorry, i thought my dark lord of the sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that’s only two meters wide! that thing wasn’t even fully paid off yet!… do you – do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit? what the h-ll is an aluminum falcon?
– robot chicken

there are two types of people in this world. michael jackson fans, and losers.
-seth green
red headed guy on without a paddle…
hey isn’t that red headed guy seth green?
yes. it is.
a cl-ssy and discrete way to refer to your dealer. (and also how mine is saved on my cell) so chosen because of the appropriate name and sought-after red hair.

sometimes branched out, ie “robot chicken tonight” means bong party at my place.

also worked into “meeting seth green” ie; “man i am soo baked-i met seth green last night and he was fiiine”
“work has been really sh-tty, but i’m meeting seth green tonight so we can make brownies & get stupid.”

(in school) “hey lisa have you seen seth green?” “not lately and i need to get some before 4:20”
someone nicole delivery pizza will molest in the face.
“seth green is mine b-tch!!!” -nicole delivery pizza

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