seth rich emergency treatment
plan a is when the contract killers kill you on sight; plan b is the backup. they will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the seth rich emergency treatment.
emt: it’s okay ma’am, we are going to take good care of you.
lady driver: ouch! what happened?
emt: it looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. you’ll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the doc will fix you up real nice.
lady drive: (dazed and confused) hit and run car crash? i need to go to the hospital? which hospital? where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
emt: i don’t know. dc police were already on the scene when we arrived. i am sure you’ll get them back. relax. we are going to take you to dc general. it’s the closest trauma centre.
lady driver: noooooo. i don’t want to go there!! they will give me the seth rich emergency treatment! i’m as good as dead!!
emt: (smiling) nonsense! you’ll be right as rain in just a few.
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