Seton Hall Prep

seton hall is more than just four years. it is for life. the students are known for their sense of humor, extreme pride in being a pirate, and ability to drink more than thought humanly possible. a prep student can be easily spotted by his tie, oxford shirt, khakis, and dress shoes. there are three types of kids that prep students are cl-ssified as: preps from morris county, guidos from the area surrounding caldwell, and ghetto kids from the greater newark area. often times students from delbarton describe seton hall students as rejects from their school. however, these students from delbarton have large foreign objects up their -sses(generally d-ld-s), and forget that they would be at seton hall too if their fathers had not donated $500,000 dollars for a new football scoreboard, and had a p-n-s that could be measured without the word “nano” involved. seton hall kids are tough, fun, and down to earth.
delbarton kid: hey you go to shp. you must have been rejected by our school.
seton hall prep kid: (roundhouse to the face) you have been rejected by my foot.
seton hall prep is a catholic boys high school in west orange, nj. it is known for being the oldest catholic high school in the state and for glorifying the jock culture. most of the jocks there are so insecure and resentful about not having gotten into a better private high school (usually delbarton, the other large catholic boys school in north jersey) that they -ssuage themselves by degrading anyone they can. usually, this takes one of the following two forms: the neanderthal, hateful, angry, insecure shp jock will 1) go on blogs like this to insult delbarton and its students (which is pathetic, since almost all of delbarton’s graduates go to ivy league or “little ivy league” colleges in sharp contrast to shp graduates) or 2) bully any cl-ssmate at seton hall prep who is not a jock and/or a neanderthal.
this is best exemplified by reading prior entries on this blog where seton hall prep’s own students unwittingly undermine shp’s reputation by their semi-literate, angry, immature, h-m-phobic, ignorant posts. further examples of the semi-literacy and slothfulness of the shp neanderthal subtype can be found on other student blogs like “rate my teacher”.

for example, see prior definition where the proud seton hall student brags that at shp, they are better at banging the sl-ttiest prost-tutes (his reference to their girlfriends). yeah…. that’s impressive. i’m sure the administration is proud of that definition.
a mediuim sized, all boys catholic school. if you play a sport, you are a god. home of the “juicers”. run by jocks, especially jocks from caldwell. great at sports and proud to be anti-delbarton. if you are from newark , the oranges, the caldwells, and some of morris county….you prolly go there. best known for its baseball team and the coach who runs it. if you can take on ten people at once and win in a fight, than you deff go here. you understand the phrase: “what’s a green wave?” and “daddy’s beamer”. mainly because it pertains to the real -ss pirates of delbarton. your lacrosse coach is crazy. if you go there than you have prolly grown up with everyone you are firneds with in the school. if not, than your from another state. home to the best dances of any school in north jersey. some of your teachers might seem a little “out there”….thats becasue they were major stoners in college….and prolly still are. you also know that you can’t hide the fact that you service the biggest wh-r-s in new jersey, but that okay with you. but you are still the best school in north jersey and you know it.
boy 1: i heard some kid took on 10 guys at once in a fight. where is he from?
boy 2: seton hall prep.

girl 1: d-mn, i wanna bang, where should i look?
girl 2: seton hall prep
home of the pirates, one of the top schools in new jersey for a whole bunch of stuff. (baseball, hockey, lax, academics, ect.) an all guys school, located in west orange and just generally kicks -ss. also home to the toughest private school kids in new jersey. students renowned for being able to beat the sh-t outta ppl. side note: rival is some school of little or no standing called delbarton.
girl 1: wow that kids amazing, he just beat the sh-t out of ten kids at once, where’s he from?
girl 2: seton hall prep
official school for delbarton rejects. to be admitted, the -sshole must be twice the size of a normal -sshole. it is suggested that cups be worn at all times for safety issues, especially when sleeping.
1. butch & byron

2. “i dont like seton hall prep”
“why?”
“cause i like my -sshole the way it is”
seton hall, an all boys high school in west orange. it was established to accept all the kids who were rejected from delbarton and are bigger druggies than the kids in summit high school. it is full of varsity hockey wannabe’s that wish they could actually beat the green wave of delbarton. they get destroyed every year in many other sports, such as lacrosse. o, and look at first entry for better summary.
the seton hall b-tt pirates adore the b-tt

example: the legend of butch and byron…ask your local seton hall student about it. he’ll start drooling.
whoever wrote number 6 is the real illiterate f-ck because as they said delbarton would not be able to ever compete with the so-called power house seton hall prep again they just, in 2006, lost to delbarton once again in the state championship at continental airlines arena. as you can see the kids from seton hall prep are not too smart either hence the reason they go to school where they do. they also love sm-th-ring their hair in gel usually obtained from their fathers who love to use it to whack off while they sit depressed at the fact that their sons don’t go to delbarton. also known as the school of kids who love to use their parents money to buy drugs and get high before and or after they suck eachother off. these children that attend seton hall prep do attend this school for the obvious reasons all can see; 1.they were to dumb to get into delbarton, therefore rejected. 2.they love getting their -ssholes wet by chodes. 3.want to have easy access to drugs.
guy 1- i wanna get my -sshole wet….where could i go,jake?

jake- come to seton hall prep with me cause as you get that done i can get some discount weed.

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